Rollin' "TRAILER-FABULOUS!" ;) ...

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So, I am really diggin' this new song... =)

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Now, keep in mind that I pretty much despise rap and all things related...and this is rather a rap-ish kinda group...or "crunk"...or maybe "hip-hop"...or whatever the hell these shitty bands call themselves these days!

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(God, I sound like such a "fogey"! Ughhh...)

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Anyway...All that aside, I am totally groovin' to this song. =)

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Maybe it is because I have rather (kinda) LIVED it! LOL! ;)

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It is called: SITTING AT A BAR... by: "REHAB"...Also, it is commonly referred to as: THE BARTENDER SONG. Probably why I can relate...huh? ;)

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It is a catchy little ditty, with a simple, melodic background rift keeping a loping time throughout the song...about some poor, white-trash schmuck who believes he has been "wronged" by his light-of-love in the trailer park! LOL!

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However, it really is rather tragically hilarious. Just listen to the lyrics...I can only imagine how jacked-up, full-on white-trash the video must be! LOL! ;)

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It is one step away from being a country song...and possibly one pack of generic-Marlboro Reds away from being the new, bluesy theme song to COPS...hee-hee. ;)

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~~{Hrmmm...and, have I mentioned yet that this song could well have been about my very OWN former, DRASTICALLY-COLOSSAL mistake in a choice of husband???

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...Yep, believe it folks! Your very own borderline-prissy, debutante-candidate, eternal glitter-girl chose VERY, VERY un-wisely at one time...to EVERYONE'S extreme consternation, dismay, and downright horror! Oy-Vey! :O

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But hey...he had REALLY, REALLY good HAIR! He also played a mean bass, had a voice like honey, and looked damn fine on stage!

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And did I mention that he was a cracked-out alcoholic? No??? Yeah, and those were some of his better qualities. No shit. I was quite the idiot there. Thank God for annulments.

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So, I have actually been on BOTH sides of the issue in this song...I can TOTALLY see my former husband doing ALL of the things mentioned in this song...

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And, yes folks...I shudder to admit that we lived in a TRAILER! Ughhh...and that was the freaking high-point. NO ONE could even BELIEVE it...not even I.

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However...onward and upward! Or rather...back to where I belong. =) ...

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Back to MY side of town...and out of that freakshow!}~~

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Anyway...God love the white-trash dip-shits! They sometimes provide fabulous comic relief. =) LOL!

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Lord knows I have had to deal with MORE than my govermental, recommended daily-allowance of derelicts at some of the bars I have worked in...and they ALL wanna share their whacked-out, cracked-up, no-teeth, 5th-grade education, dope-smokin' stories with me!

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Like I really give a shit! Ughhh... Just drink your freaking Budweiser and Jack and Cokes, shoot your Cuervo, and shut the hell up...and quit breathing and spitting on me when you talk!

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So, here is their anthem for you all to share in...Enjoy your foray into the world of the trailer park... ;)************************************************************************************

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Here are the lyrics, if you are so inclined... =)

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~~Bartender, I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 a.m.

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

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She threw my shit out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard

And in my drunkin' stouper

I did what I should of never done

Now I'm sittin' here talking to you

Drunk and on the run

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I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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You know Moe I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers til they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up

And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

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But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin' on

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She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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(rap)

I guess it's meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I'm headed to the Penitentary

See me on T.V.

The next cop series

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I am a danger

I guess I should've done something about my anger

But I'll never learn

Real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

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I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit so I crashed that piece a shit Nova

And now I'm goin' back again

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Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They'll ask me where I've been

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I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

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